Your name is _____ and you are extremely confused.
Why are you confused? That is a VERY good question! You are confused because you just discovered your flush crush, or at least what used to be your flush crush, on your doorstep wrapped in a red blanket, sleeping like an adorable kitten.
"K-Karkat..?" You stammer, picking up the small bundle, all you can see is a small face with chubby cheeks and ears that are too big for his head with those give-away candycorn horns.
You take him inside, why is he so tiny and why was he on your doorstep? Who PUT him there?!
All these questions run through your mind as you push your [h/c] hair behind your ear and sit down on the couch. The little thing is still snoozing soundly as you carefully unwrap the blanket and gasp when you see the now completely visible miniature version of Karkat.
He has a grey tail that has a tuff of soft hair at the end that reminds you of a lion tail that is curled around him, resting on his bare, furry tummy. His hands and feet are not hands and feet, but look more like paws with pink little pads on the bottom and he has the most adorable button nose you have ever seen and it makes you squeal internally.
He seems to be waking up now and opens his big, yellow eyes and peers up at you innocently, a soft little meow escaping and you instantly want to smother him in affection but you hold the urge at bay as he sits up in your lap. He could be a normal baby if it weren't for the obvious troll and feline traits and he paws at you shirt, meowing again. "What is it, Karkitty?" You smile at the petname; he would kill you if you ever called him that, but you have a pretty good feeling he is harmless at the moment.
You pick him up under his arms and dangle him in front of your face, eskimo kissing him and he purrs, nuzzling your face, making you aw at him. "You are just too cute~!" You gush at him and hold him to your chest, suddenly there is a knock at the door and you plop him down on the couch and stand, "Stay right there and don't move!" you rush to the door while he watches you go.
"Hold on just a minute!" You call to whomever is on the other side and rush across the house to the front door and open it to be greeted by a boy taller than you wearing black shades and a straight face. "Sup, [l/n]." You blink and internally facepalm when you remember that you asked Dave to come over to mix some music, you had completely forgotten with Karkitty appearing on your doorstep and all, "O-oh, hi, Dave!" He frowns slightly, "You forgot, didn't you? Not cool man. How would you like it if I forgot to come over today and you were left here sitting and waiting with a box of tissues by the phone for a call that will never come? How ab-" You cut him off before he can continue his ridiculously ironic rant that you would barely understand with all the weird metaphors and whatnot.
"Look. I am REALLY sorry I forgot Dave. But something came up and we can't do this today alright? I will call you later!" You were about to close the door when Karkitty walked right between your legs and sat down in front of Dave, looking up at him with those huge eyes and you curse under your breath.
Dave calmly picks up Karkat and looks at you, "Something "came up" huh? Does this something have anything to do with what the hell happened to Karkat? Or what ever the hell he turned into." He strokes Karkat's back, making him purr as he holds him in one hand and you sigh, what the hell are you going to do?